Okay guys, I’m working on my next review, but I have to let everyone know about something wonderful that is happening.
Knights of the Old Republic is free for Android users through Amazon Underground right now. It is possibly my most favoritist game of all time. Go to this link and call me Santa.
I have never played anything by Telltale Games. Having to pay per episode really…really…really turns me off. Buying episodic games is like buying an EA game before the inevitable DLC (a.k.a. full game) bundle comes out next year for the same price. I have refused to dip my toe into those impure waters.
Then, in the month of November, PS+ decided that Season 2 of The Walking Dead would be free. Season 1 was also placed on discount…I see you Sony…I see what you did there, you cheeky turds.
Thankfully my back pocket is stitched together with a will of iron. Instead of succumbing to the temptation…I began Season 2, allowing choices from the first season to be generated. Continue reading
I love fall. The colors, the bite in the air, the turkey homicide, and football. But the true reason I love fall is that it represents the holidays, the first of which is almost here. So let’s do a quick Halloween review. Halloween means it’s time for my wife and I to pull out the best of creepy (or creppy/spoopy) and binge it all. Silence of the Lambs, Let the Right One In, John Carpenter’s The Thing…but one item that will be missing is a little demo that hit the PSN sometime last year. A demo that I believe earned a right to have its own review. Continue reading
Everyone, I have a confession to make. I haven’t been writing anything new. I haven’t been playing anything “new.” I haven’t been doing anything new. In fact, I don’t smell very new. I have been rotting away on my couch spending hours playing…something…something I’m ashamed of.
Normally, I would be excited to tell everyone about a game that is capable of turning me into a junkie jonesing for his next fix, but this time it’s a little awkward. This is because The Taken King is a DLC for a game I previously called out for drowning in mediocrity and laziness, with zero ambition.
Unfortunately, I am now the one who is mediocre and lazy, with no ambition outside of gaining the next bit of loot from The Taken King. The joke is on me…sort of… Continue reading
When I first started this blog, this was initially going to be my second review…ha..haha..ha…get it? Get it? Wow, that sucked. Seriously, I can’t come up with anything better to start this review…like the protagonist, this game has leached any small amount of talent I have.
The reason I haven’t gotten to this game review till now is I really don’t care. I wanted to care. The first inFAMOUS was decent, and the story just managed to scream loud enough to be heard over the hoards of linear, action/adventure, methodical, everyday games. L.A.M.E. games for short. I was hoping with the next generation of consoles, improved in-game storytelling techniques, and decent foundation, Second Son would usher the PS4 into the next generation with a bang.
Instead, much like Star Wars: Episodes I through III…aka “the abominations of the earth” spoken of in the book of Revelations chapter 17, it was the first of many next gen games able to exploit its past success to earn income while hardly trying. Continue reading
There isn’t much that makes me miss my Xbox 360. I’m not trying to single out Xbox here, I’d say the same thing for my PS3. When I move to next gen I like to leave the old ones behind. Not that I can this gen with the past simply being remastered and placed back in front of me. Don’t believe me?
- Gears of War: Ultimate Edition
- Castle Crashers Remastered
- Tearaway Unfolded
- Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection
- Dishonored: Definitive Edition
- Final Fantasy VII
- Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition
- Day of the Tentacle: Special Edition
- Resident Evil Zero HD Remaster
- God of War III Remastered
- Prototype Biohazard Bundle
- Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition
- Payday 2: Crimewave Edition
- Final Fantasy X/X-2 Remaster
- State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition
- Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin
- Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
- Final Fantasy Type-0 HD
- Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition
- Grim Fandango Remastered
- Saints Row IV: Re-Elected
- Grand Theft Auto V
- Halo: The Master Chief Collection
- The Binding of Isaac Rebirth
- Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition
- Metro Redux
- Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition
- The Last of Us Remastered
- Oddworld: New N’ Tasty
- Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition
Anyway, remasters are a different topic for a different blog. I miss my Xbox 360. The reason…
My friends, I’ve been writing paragraphs for the past two hours and I simply cannot explain the environment of ilomilo. Cuteness on this level is indescribable, unconscionable, and should be made illegal. This game will murder you with cute. Continue reading
I never played Nintendo. I started on PC, got an Xbox, 360, PS3, and finally, PS4. It’s as if I never had a gamer childhood. My gaming memories revolve around my dad explaining how I would never be allowed to play a video game if I didn’t first learn how to build a computer…or my mother allowing only a few new games a year. If I was going to do this…I couldn’t waste time with games I would outgrow. Console/game choices were made like a parent buying clothes for a child during a growth spurt. One poor choice would result in almost a yearlong drought of metaphorical gaming underwear.
With my wife came the one console she has ever owned (which she won in a raffle). The GameCube. I welcomed it into our family, gave it a place among my own consoles, and, last weekend, I finally played her favorite game.
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Continue reading