Settle in with some hot cocoa, a blanket, your significant other (if applicable), and hang with me for a bit. This one got long quick…I apologize.
As a casual gamer, there are games I am…apprehensive to partake in. Games so deep in the underbelly of the gaming world that only the hardcore/elite can digest them without developing gaping ulcers in their pride. I had heard of FromSoftware…I planned to tell my casual gaming children bedtime stories about FromSoftware some day, to keep them from misbehaving.
My first experience was when I crashed with a few guys and gals I didn’t know (it’s a long story). One couple, dressed in all black, tattered clothes, with metal skulls, dragon pendants, and crosses adorning different parts of their bodies, was cuddled in the living room playing a video game. Common ground, right? Wrong…so wrong. The girl offered me the controller. I took it from her black nail polished hands. I smiled confidently. I had just made a friend.
I proceeded to die more times than I knew possible in a video game.
The game was Dark Souls. The mere mention of Dark Souls causes me to retreat as I mutter, “I am not worthy…I am not worthy.”
Enter my wife.
Fallout 4 left me burned out. I honestly wasn’t going to attempt another review for a while. My wife, however, pushed me to snap out of it and get another game. The Critics’ Choice Sale was live on PSN and after a lengthy discussion, she honed in on Metal Gear Solid V. However, having just had my gaming soul crushed by Fallout 4’s meaningless, behemoth quest flabs, I was more than hesitant. I was…resistant. “It’s too big,” I kept saying. “I won’t finish it because I don’t think there’s much understandable story…it’s too tedious.”
When that didn’t convince her, I had no other option. Ladies and gentlemen, I went nuclear. “It has a character who has to wear nothing but a thong/bikini to breathe, and she can’t speak…her name is literally…Quiet. Do you want to support that?”
While it wasn’t quite the nuclear warhead I had hoped (her quick response being, “then include that in the review”), we did agree to wait for the price to drop again. The next words out of her mouth made the room grow so silent you could have heard a pin drop on our carpet floor.
“What about Bloodborne?”
Environment
So story…well let’s see, you’re a hunter and you kill beasts. That’s about it. There really isn’t a story. Which spells death for RPGs unless they have an addictive loot system. There are some cutscenes in Bloodborne, though. They make less sense than my grandfather with Alzheimer’s Disease, but they’re there.
The world though…the world. It doesn’t quite make sense. There aren’t a lot of people to talk to, and when you do, it’s never obvious what you’re supposed to do for/with them. But people, this game has character. Simply finding new areas was so exciting/terrifying. What strange and unexplainable thing was waiting around the corner? Why is there a giant in a wheelchair pointing at a cliff? Why am I killing every single thing that moves? No clue. But it sure is a fun ride.
The character designs, while not as terrifying as other reviews proclaimed, were freaky as…fiddlesticks. My general reaction to seeing any creature I had not encountered before can be seen below:
Bloodborne has such a good atmosphere. If there had been a compelling story with interesting characters, this review might not have happened. My brain would have exploded.
Gameplay
Simultaneously Bloodborne’s best and worst category. At the start of the game you die. And then you repeat that step multiple times. While you are still low level, the game simply obliterates you…yet you improve slightly each time around. And that is how Bloodborne slowly sunk its deceptively addictive claws into me. Unlike The Last of Us, I could improve my stats until I dominated those fools.
Combat…holy ovary/scrotum sacks! It sounds and feels like nothing I’ve experienced in a game before. The Witcher? Methodical but good…Batman combat? Satisfying…Diablo III? Quite pleasurable…Bloodborne? Heroin.
Beating the first boss had to be one of the most satisfying moments in my gaming career. Let’s remember, I was afraid of this game. I had just been killed countless times. I was beginning to think I had made another huge mistake and wasted more money on a game I would not finish. And then this happened:
I was hooked. It was over. There was no going back. I wanted more.
My wife, who had white knuckles the entire battle, jumped off the couch to give me a high five. I had finally defeated a boss. I had confidence. Maybe I could rise above my lowly place in the gaming world and, for a few brief moments, walk among the stars.
Maybe I could beat a FromSoftware game.
But Bloodborne wasn’t a perfect experience. The game is so uninformative about how to do things and where to go, I felt like I was a kid helping my dad work on cars all over again. I had no clue what to do with certain items I received. It was infuriating. However, my wife (a Legend of Zelda veteran) loved this. With her help, I was able to figure out most of the item uses and random things to do that I would have never found on my own.
If you like stumbling around with no idea what to do (my wife calls this “puzzle solving”), this won’t be an issue for you. If you’re like me, this could honestly be a deal breaker.
Replay Value
Are you a crush/dating kind of person or a marriage person? Because once the game ends, the thrill of discovery is gone. The draw that sucked me in, finding those new places and discovering more about this bizarre and strange world, vanished. I know Bloodborne. There may be a few minor discoveries here and there, like any relationship, but new bosses? New areas? No such thrills remain.
All in all, replay value is tricky. I can see both sides of why you would or wouldn’t return to this game. Compared to RPGs like Mass Effect, Witcher III, or Persona 4, Bloodborne does not have much replay value. But compared to the campaigns of inFamous, any Call of Duty, or other non-RPG games, it is way above average in replay value.
Think of it as a more complex Tomb Raider, or The Last of Us. There is leveling, but not tons of choice like a full blown RPG. If that sounds good to you, then go slaughter some minions! Including the little yellow ones…I have no idea why people love them so much.
Online
Okay, what a strange game to have online, right? Bloodborne is at its best as a single player experience. You can leave messages for others and it shows tips and help. But I didn’t want that. You also can use a little bell to simultaneously call another player to your world and give an angel its wings. This part takes getting used to because someone else could ring a different bell which allows them to invade a player calling for help as an enemy and attack them. Presumably this bell also gives demons their wings…because what kind of a turd would ring that bell, anyway?
You can set a password so that only friends can join you. Some people may like this. You may like this. But this was my world and my boss to hunt. I didn’t want anyone else to come in and do anything for me. I wanted to do it. I had been killed so many times, it was personal.
So the online is there. It’s okay.
Conclusion
Before I conclude, I just have to say…the three hunters in Yahar’Gul Chapel…really, really, really hate them. If you get stuck there because of me recommending this game…here you go…and again, I apologize.
The universe wanted me to like Bloodborne. There is no other explanation. On paper, it had the makings of my first catastrophe rating. Plus I haven’t had a good track record with PlayStation exclusives. But the stars aligned. I had nothing left to lose after Fallout 4 broke my spirit, nothing else to play, a weekend with no other obligations, and a wife who enjoys…’puzzles.’
Should you buy this game? I believe it truly depends on your mental state. If you are prepared to die, enjoy finding things without any guidance, prepared to die, are okay with no story, prepared to die, love unique settings, and prepared to die, then I think you have a shot at enjoying Bloodborne.
I got it for $24 and, against all odds, had a ton of fun. It’s now back up to $40, and I’d recommend waiting. Also keep an eye on Amazon. $25 or less…I say get it. The nice thing about Bloodborne is that it’s best as a single player game. Play it today or next year and it will still be a similar experience. Plus the DLC might be included in that bundle.
If you’ll excuse me, I have to go paint my nails black…seriously…I actually have my eyes on Dark Souls III now…what is happening to me? Who am I?
One of us! One of us!
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Yes! I never thought it would happen.
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They are pretty great games. And different from the norm 🙂 You should go back and try out the other games!
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Man I’m really thinking about getting Dark Souls 3…have you played it?
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I’m playing the PC version for review and I’m really digging it (a bit biased though ;P). It borrows weapon arts from Bloodborne and the combat feels a bit quicker than the old games. I REALLY like some of the environments I’ve seen. It’s still hella hard though 😉
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I’m sure it’s much harder than Bloodborne. Do you stream your gameplay?
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Not at the moment (got a new PC and trying to get that set up). I plan on streaming when I get the PS4 version. Check out Vaatividja’s Dark Souls 3 videos. They will give you a great idea what the game is like (and he’s awesome)
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Okay cool. I’ll check them out. Be sure to tweet me and let me know when your streaming is up. I’ll check it out.
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Will do!
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Slow clap here for your endurance. I wouldn’t be able to handle Bloodborne or any of the Souls game at all. Also, I love that you and your wife play/watch games together. Reminded me of good times I spent coaching my husband through the Elder Scrolls games. I call him my personal let’s player, lol. Thanks for the great article!
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Hahaha! That’s awesome you took him through Elder Scrolls. That takes some endurance too. A personal lets play is a very good description of it. I think…can’t say for sure because I’ve never really played a Souls game (besides what I described)…but Bloodborne is a little newbie friendly which might be why I finished it.
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I find it funny in the video how you successfully ‘sneak up’ to enemies what I would call casual noisy walking. They seem to have no sense of hearing.
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I’m magical! Hahaha…but trust me…I am so grateful I could patter up behind them casually because they were destroying me…for days. But you’re right…I was walking with a bit of casual swag.
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That game looks intense! It’s always crazy when games that you didn’t think you would be interested in take you by surprise and swoop you in. That’s how I feel about The Division. I was kind of surprised I didn’t see a review of that game from you!
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Hahaha It takes me a long time to get reviews up…hence the casualness. The main issue is I’ve played a little but then packed my PS4 away cause I’m moving. Gonna have to make a post announcing that soon. Could be a bit till my next review. One of the most amazing games to catch me by surprise was Persona 4.
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Your approach is definitely much more manageable.
As compared to mine, which is to power through content with an obsessive need to cram as much experience in to the shortest time possible. Like a competitive eater…
It’s exhausting…
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Yeah I have frantically crammed as much experience into a few sittings but I have to be in the right mindset. And I have to really like the game. Haha. But yeah…I enjoy just taking it slow and casual.
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It’s definitely good to take it slower. I feel that I have more fun that way. Unfortunately, I also like to write about games, so I feel compelled to cram in as much playtime as possible so I can write about it.
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I know what you mean. I feel bad when I have long months of inactivity, but I’ve decided that’s how I work best. Something enjoyable every once in a while.
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It definitely makes for a better experience. My problem lies in my inherent need to complete things entirely. It makes collectibles a pain for me to deal with.
Far Cry 4 and Grand Theft Auto V are great examples of how to not do collectibles. The Division I feel did it pretty well by giving you little breadcrumbs of interesting information to find.
I need to pace myself better. I plan on doing a review of Quantum Break but since I have no review copy, I have to wait until the game comes out to play it. I don’t want to rush through what I’m sure is going to be a great experience in order to get a review out asap. I also don’t want to be so far behind that my review is pointless. Decisions…
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My reviews are always so far behind it’s a miracle people read them at all. You do have a tough decision before you though haha.
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Well regardless of the timeliness of your articles, I still enjoy reading them. You seem to have a good grasp of what you’re doing. I hope that I can get to that point.
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I’m sure you will. Just do you!
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Good on you for putting the effort in and actually enjoying this game. I don’t think I could do it. I see the appeal but I hate dying over and over in a game. The souls games just seem too mean.
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They are very mean spirited…I think under most circumstances I wouldn’t have done it, but it was the perfect time in the universe and I became hopelessly addicted. But I agree…it’s a game you can’t force so if it’s not the time…it’s not the time.
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Your wife sounds awesome! I was thinking of picking this up myself, but like you, I couldn’t bring myself to delve into such a deep and punishing game and before I knew it the time had passed me by. With Dark Souls 3 just around the corner it seems silly to invest in this game now but I have a feeling I’m going to give Bloodborne a go regardless. The passion of the kill is a part of a gamer’s DNA, it seems.
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Gotta admit, she’s pretty awesome! And man, I would say why not get Bloodborne for cheaper right now and then once you’ve played that to death, get DS3 once it has dropped in price as well! Of course, that’s just how I, as a casual gamer operates. haha
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Absolutely the best way to buy games! I’m trying (trying being the keyword here) to get up to date and remain so with gaming but I must admit, I envy your style. Great review as always SF. I look forward to the next one.
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It’s great for the wallet but as you alluded to, keeps me behind the times. I have respect for anyone who manages to stay relevant with each game release.
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This game is my only regret being an Xbox player, I was so sad when it was announced as a Playstation exclusive.
@Sevenflorins- Thanks for your support on my blog!
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Yeah, but hey…win some and lose some. Games with Gold has been killer these last few months.
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True thing, and to be honest, I probably would never have played Dark Souls had I not got it free on Games with Gold!
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Oh wow I didn’t realize DS was free for xbox at one point. That’s awesome for you hahaha.
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On 360, it was my first free game ever and I got it with one day to spare. Fate is real. If you haven’t played it, DS2 is very slightly easier than its predecessor, but still involves a hefty time investment.
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I’m really considering DS3. maybe when it drops in price.
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You might want to play something a little more forgiving until that happens, I strongly recommend Worms Battlegrounds if you want a ‘couch co-op’ title.
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Oh sweet! Love some co-op. Not enough of that anymore. Mostly has to be online.
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Its bound to be a PS Plus game at some point (if it hasn’t been already).
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I’m a huge fan of Dark Souls, and it’s spirit breaking difficulty and vagueness. and I’m also insanely curious by nature. The lack of direction is what kept me going through the game.
“Who’s that?…What’s this?…What do they want?…Where am I!?”
This game seems to have just as much mystery and lack of (verbal) direction. The world it’s set it is very chilling and hopeless, which FromSoft is pretty brilliant at creating.
I’m pretty confident this will get a PC release eventually, when it does, I’m grabbing this one!
Great read as always!
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I’m really thinking about getting Dark Souls 3. And I completely agree…normally I want a well thought out story, but for some reason the…what? What is happening? Who am I…felt right in this game. It just made me want more, but I’m kinda scared of DS3.
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Haha, me too… I feel like everything has been leading up to this… I can only imagine how challenging this one will be.
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Maybe I’ll wait and see what you think of it before I drop money on it haha.
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I love the idea of the Souls series, but for one reason or another, I could never get into it as much as I wanted. I think I’d really be into it for the experience of a game that truly doesn’t fuck around.
Then again, I have more important things on my mind. Like masterbation, and… more masterbation. :l
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Man, I’d say give Bloodborne a shot! Especially if the price comes down again!
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Love this game so much. Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes!
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Hahaha so surprisingly addicting!
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I have never played Bloodborne but I’m a huge fan of the Dark Souls games, and those are a pain in the butt. Glad you got through Bloodborne, I hear it’s pretty good. I love the idea of the Souls games, I had to slog my way through Dark Souls 1 and Dark Souls II, excellent games both.
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I’m actually really excited about Dark Souls III now. I want to try it.
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Please do, I’m so eager to play it as well, I’m so excited!
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I think I will…probably once the price drops though. Unfortunately I’m moving right now so my PS4 is packed away.
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Yeah, I get ya. I think I will get it on launch day, see how it is.
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I’m very jealous of you right now. I tried Bloodbourne and it was a great game, but I just couldn’t get into it. The sad part was that I really wanted to enjoy it.
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That’s exactly how I felt with The Last of Us. I understand completely not being able to get into it. Like I said, the stars aligned for me. I don’t think I would have enjoyed it so much at other points in my gaming life.
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Really liked your review! I’ve watched Boyfriend play it (it’s tooootally his type of game) but it’s really not my thing. I like puzzles, but not of the soul-crushing type. 😛
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Usually they aren’t my thing either. RPGs and the like are usually for me. But this was the perfect storm that made me enjoy it. Puzzle games are good sometimes but I usually get stuck and have no idea what I’m doing.
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Great review as always. And I very much love this game. There is a fantastic story if you choose to find it
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Yeah, I think my wife understood way more than I did but it makes me hungry for more experiences like this. Might take me another play through or two to fully understand it.
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Fully recommend and can co-op help if necessary for a ng plus run. Are you gonna try DS3?
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I may try it once I get moved. My ps4 is packed right now. Just writing the update as we speak. But I’m very interested in it and ha e been watching reviews.
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Hey, nice write up, great to see other peoples take on Bloodborne. Personally I think its a real high point of From’s games and here’s a couple of my thoughts for you;
They’re always obscure, they know wikis and chat are available and they expect you to use them like a game manual. I view them as at their best as a semi-online game. If you only play them offline without getting invaded and co-oping you miss out on a huge amount. Its online where the personal stories start, like user created tournaments and just being part of helping others out while they’re knee deep in it, or getting some help when you get invaded, it’s those memories that stand out when looking back at playing these games, I recommend always being online, dropping a sign or summoning other players as often as possible, or invading if thats your bag…
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I do like your point that it is a game that is made for the modern internet wiki age. Hadn’t looked at it like that before.
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That looked insanely cool. I can’t wait to get it!
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I’m curious now…Everything I’ve ever read about these games tells me I wouldn’t enjoy them – mostly because I “suck” at gaming, but maybe it’s worth a shot…I do always enjoy being totally surprised by a game!
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Yeah it’s thought to recommend it because it really takes the stars aligning for mere mortals like us to enjoy it.
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Glad you sunk your teeth (and time) into Bloodborne. Probably still the best exclusive for the PS4. I will disagree with you wholeheartedly about the lack of story however. It’s there, you just have to dig for it and when you do it’s just as satisfying to uncover as it is to triumph over any of it’s difficult bosses.
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True, I feel like my wife was actually following along better than I was cause she was like…oh he’s still a little human! When I played the music box against one boss. Hahaha then she had to explain.
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